6月28日
陆也家—— PM 23:46
将肉棒上的精液处理干净后,陆也精疲力竭的躺在床上:“呼,没想到在游戏里做爱也这么累啊!虽说是脑电波控制人物行动,但多多少少还是会给身体带一些负担。以后再游戏里还得节制点。”
嗯—嗯—嗯
(嗯?大半夜的谁给我打电话)一边疑惑,一边还是拿起手机看了起来。
电话上显示的人——安井(虚构角色,陆也的狐朋狗友,不学无术,有个当校长的叔叔)
“喂,安井,什么事?非要他妈的大半夜给我打电话?”
“可算等到你下线了,也没啥,就想问问在游戏里肏逼的感觉怎么样?”——安井
“你小子深更半夜就问我这个问题啊?!滚滚滚。”——陆也
“休息日我请你吃饭,随便点,哎呀,好兄弟,要不是我的‘NERvGear’还没到,怎么可能敢打扰你啊,就说说呗”——安井
“看你态度这么诚恳的份上,行吧,跟你说啊,在SAO里肏逼的感觉和现实中还是有那么点差距,SAO放开性功能后,怕玩家做爱时的快感太强烈,发出的脑电波影响到现实中的身体,于是给女性角色增加了一个选项——sex时产生的快感是现实生活中的80%-100%,可以随意调节,艹,就是因为这个傻逼设定,老子今天肏了一个女的一个多小时,从头到尾就是哼哼唧唧,要在现实生活中,早被肏的求饶了。女人挨肏不叫床,那跟肏一具尸体有什么区别。你说是不是。”——陆也
“说的对,但是换个角度想,你能在游戏肏到异种族,这要是放到以前,想都不敢想啊。”——安井
“你不说我还不生气,SAO更新后,按照政府的要求,所有人必须实名认证,以前在游戏里还能整个发型,调调颜色,现在,哼,你现实生活中什么样,在游戏里就什么样。”——陆也
“我~草!!这什么傻逼规则,原本还想在游戏里肏些高颜值的精灵什么的,现在也成泡沫了,就我们学校里那些歪瓜裂枣,我是真看不上。”——安井
“对了,最近有目标没?”——陆也
“唉,在我们学校的能看上眼的,也都肏的差不多了。你呢?”——安井
“唉,我这倒是有一个,跟我女友一个剑道部的,叫桐谷直叶,娃娃脸,大胸,我目测有D-罩杯,但是这女孩软硬不吃,人家剑道可是全国前8,要是来硬的我还真搞不过她,而且,她也不像其他女孩用钱可以解决的,难搞呦。”——陆也
“不聊了,睡了,别明天起不来。”——安井
“OK” 嘟——嘟——嘟
两个人渣就在你一言我一语的聊天中结束了对话。以后,不知道是哪位女孩遭殃呢?
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