晚上十点,贺家别墅的客厅只亮着盏廊灯。
贺宴名靠在沙发里,指尖捏着手机,骨节分明的手指在屏幕上顿了顿,终究还是拨通了发小许烈的号码。
电话响到第四声才被接起,那头立刻传来许烈含混的喘息声,还夹杂着细碎的、带着娇媚感的日文女声。
“你在干嘛?”贺宴名的声音很淡,却带着点不易察觉的无奈,目光扫过茶几上冷掉的柠檬水。
许烈那边顿了一下,接着就是毫不掩饰的爽快:“我在打飞机啊,你说在干什么!”
话音刚落,那日文女声似乎更清晰了些,软乎乎的调子像羽毛似的飘过来。
贺宴名的眉骨几不可察地跳了跳,他把手机拿远了点,果然听清了那女声。
是日本里番里常见的声优腔调,软糯地哼着“不要嘛”,甜得发齁。
他揉了揉眉心,语气里多了几分无语:“难怪最近都看不见你,原来是躲起来搞这个。”
“别提了,最近遭老罪了。”许烈叹了口气,背景音里的娇媚声突然大了点,又很快小下去,像是他把屏幕按了按,“以前我一天撸一次就够了,最近不知道怎么回事,一天得七次。结果你猜怎么着?”
贺宴名靠向沙发背,指尖敲了敲膝盖,没什么情绪地接话:“怎么。”
“我他妈对三次元女的硬不起来了!”许烈的声音突然拔高,带着点崩溃,“除非是那种cos成二次元美少女的,不然根本没感觉。”
贺宴名脑子里瞬间闪过许烈小号朋友圈的照片。
上个月许烈晒过一个穿洛丽塔的女生,蕾丝边堆了满身,脸画得像动漫里的人,配文是“我的二次元老婆”。
许烈是资深宅男,但平时会把二次元属性隐藏起来,穿西装打领带,装得跟个精英似的,只有在私下里才会放飞自我。
他扯了扯嘴角:“你也不怕把身体搞垮。”
“垮就垮呗,总比对着三次女没感觉强。”许烈满不在乎,“话说你今天怎么突然给我打电话?平时不都找你那几个生意上的朋友吗?”
贺宴名指尖在沙发扶手上轻轻敲了敲,才开口:“问你个事,被腐女写黄文,意味着什么?”
电话那头瞬间安静了,连那日文女声都没了动静。
过了几秒,许烈的声音带着惊讶:“你惹到腐女了?不对啊,你不是从来不碰这些圈子吗?怎么会跟她们扯上关系?”
“惹到她们就会被写黄文?”贺宴名没答他的问题,反而追问,语气里带着点不解,“这是什么道理?”
“嗨,这你就不懂了!”许烈的声音透着点过来人的意味,“我以前在网上不小心跟个腐女吵了架,结果她直接写了篇我和我家狗的人兽文,恶心了我好几天!”
他顿了顿,又好奇,“你到底怎么惹到的?网上跟人对线了?”
贺宴名沉默了一下,才低声说:“是我妹妹。”
“妹妹?”许烈的声音陡然拔高,“你说的是那个私生女贺熹微?不是吧!这也太恩将仇报了!贺家供她吃供她穿,她还敢这么搞你?直接赶出去不就完了!反正她妈当初就是个清洁阿姨,用那些见不得人的手段才怀上她的,这种人家的女儿能有什么好心思?”
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