我的名字叫楚天,是个25岁的普通上班族,我没有什么出奇的地方,不管是长相、身高、家世都很普通,以致于我25岁了还是母胎单身狗。
我现在身处一个一片漆黑的空间,我也不知道这是什么地方,但我猜应该是死后的世界吧,因为刚才我救了一名为了捡球的小女孩,而被卡车撞了。
“真是老套的死法呀,别人被卡车撞了能够穿越去过异世界龙傲天的生活,我只能在这个孤独的黑暗世界中度过吗…”
“楚天…”
黑暗中传来苍老低沉的声音,使我不禁吓了一跳:“是谁?!”
“我只是一个小小的神祇,听我说,虽然这么说有点老套,但是你命不该绝,我们把一位同名楚天的人搞错了”
“………”我沉默了十秒,才从口中吐出几个字:“……所以我白死了?”
“是的”
“我草(一种植物)啊,我单身了25年,连女孩子的小手都没有牵过,还是一个纯真的处男,为了一个小萝莉牺牲了生命,你现在告诉我是你们搞错了?!”
“楚天先生……不要激动,我们会给你补偿的”
我听完一愣“补偿? 什么补偿?”
“这样…我们给你安排一个转生的机会,并且补足你上一世是处男的悲惨经历怎么样? ”
“真的吗? 那你得给我一点能力呀,否则我一个人到异世界怎么生存啊?”
“这是当然的,我们为你找了一个架空历史的异世界,里头北方大陆有个楚国,你将在那里入主一个同名为楚天的身体,他原先身分是三皇子,他今天不幸跌落马背,在刚才断气了。”
“就这? 给我一个皇子身分就想打发我吗? 我可是救了一名小萝莉呢! 多少有点功德吧!”
“……楚先生真会讨价还价,那好吧,我们给你赋予超于常人的性能力,且让你触碰到的异性,会不由自主的动情的能力怎么样?”
“嘿嘿,这个好,就要这个了”我坏笑的说着“那祝你新生愉快,楚天先生”话音刚落,一道剧烈的白光奔向了我,很快我便失去了意识。
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